12 Ways To Be A FemaleSatan

1. Always get pissy when you or other women get treated like the little woman in a subculture dominated by Mysogynists.

2. Cuss like a sailor but fail to understand why there are accusations you have no class.

3. Have no issue with being told you're a cunt, bitch, whore or slut but get pissed you got called doll.

4. Flirt with all the men in the Satanic subculture but get pissed someone called you a fangirl.

5. Show your breasts in chat but then want to be viewed as an intellectual.

6. Call out other women for their sexy  pictures, while the pics on your profile were some of the sluttiest at SIN.

7. Tell everyone you are going to birth the Antichrist with Zach Black the owner and than answer whut? to a pm asking you how long you've been fucking him.

8. Be as argumentative as possible but then say you hate e-drama.

9. Write long, wordsoupy, cliched  blogs about Satanism.

10. Call yourself the Britney Spears of Satanism.

11. Call out people for being stalkerish losers just looking for attention (whether positive or negative)  then stalk them  yourself all  over SIN giving them plenty of that attention. (Credit :Meq)

12. Become an Ooze cohost simply for uploading pictures of your ass for Beast and having a vagina.

LaVeyist

Satan has spoken. Anton LaVey is master and the true Son of Satan. Let no others come before him. For he is the way the, the truth and the darkness.

The only Unholy Book is The Satanic Bible. Read no other writings. To read other books is to blaspheme against the Great Doktor LaVey. You must follow the Rules of The Earth and Satanic Statements to the letter. To fail to do so, will result in you experiencing the torture that is known as Heaven. All answers to life's questions lie in the pages of The Satanic Bible. Do not ask questions. LaVey had all answers.

You must pray to LaVey regularly. Satan cannot receive your prayers directly. End all prayers to The Dark Lord with: In Anton LaVey's name I pray. Unamen. If you fail to do this Satan will not receive your prayers and you will be considered Holy.

All blasphemers that refuse to accept Doktor LaVey as their prophet, shall be cast into heaven. Satan is only looking for the chosen few that accept LaVey as his son. When Satan and LaVey return to the Earth at the end of the great tribulation, all who denied LaVey will be judged.

You will never be as Unholy as LaVey. You must constantly strive to get close to his greatness. No man can be as connected to Satan as he was. Emulate LaVey and you may come as close as a mere mortal can to true unholiness.


ALL HAIL LAVEY!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!

Grand Mistress La Femme Satanas