Adversaries

*loosely inspired by a handle used on SIN

Adversary1: I am an Adversary so I listen to black metal.

 

Adversary2: I am an Adversary so I shaved my head and grew a goatee.

 

Adversary3: I am an Adversary so I flipped off my parents.

 

Adversary4: I am an Adversary so I wear all black.

 

Adversary5: I am an Adversary so I am a slut.

 

Adversary6: I am an Adversary so I follow LaVey.

 

 Adversary7: I am an Adversary so I hate grammar and spelling.

 

Adversary8: Quick question Adversaries, what do you oppose, what are being Adversarial to? What are you fighting against?

 

Adversary1: Stuff.

 

Adversary2: Hair.

 

Adversary3: You're judgmental 8.

 

Adversary4: Color.

 

Adversary5: I'll sleep with you, quit asking questions.

 

Adversary6: You, asshole.

 

Adversary 7: I don't know.

 

Adversary8: That's what I thought, you oppose nothing.